When Diddy opens his mouth, the words that come pouring out are always transcendent, and his latest argument — that he should star in the next James Bond movie and also Superman should be black — may be his most convincing yet.
I took the liberty of highlighting the moneyshot:
“I know there’s some black people that can save the world. White people aren’t the only people that can save the world. My variation, I would come from the New York agency. I would actually be working with James Bond. And he would get kidnapped, and I would have to come get him and save the day. It’s a natural thing. It’s organic. I think it would be a tragedy for the next James Bond not to be black, and I think the next Superman should be black. We are like the coolest creatures on the face of the Earth.
I cannot disagree with a single aspect of that statement. Who wouldn’t want to see a movie in which Daniel Craig gets captured and f***ing DIDDY is called upon to save him (he would come from the New York agency, by the way — he’s already thought through the locational details). Black people are like totally the coolest creatures on the face of the Earth! CNN pollsters agree.
