- NEVER SAW THIS COMING: Here’s Katy Perry drunk and grinding on some dude at a club. I forget what’s up next for Katy on the list of sudden-celebrity tabloid crap — I think it’s either DUI or “dating Drew Barrymore“. (TMZ)
- WHAT ABOUT A DAVE SEQUEL: Sigourney Weaver reportedly wants to do another Alien movie, even though the Ripley character was killed off in 1992 and Alien Resurrection was a piece of crap. I just hope the aliens’ treasure isn’t knowledge. (MTV Movies Blog)
- LESS D*CKISH GENE SIMMONS: Here’s a man in India who paints amazing paintings with his tongue. Lllllllllladies? (Yahoo Video)
- WIFE, APPARENTLY: With Prop 8 passed, Top Model judge Nigel Barker decided to have a baby girl. (People)
- FILM OF THE YEAR: Time Magazine unveiled its list of the Top 10 Films of 2008. Bet you didn’t know that Speed Racer was better than The Dark Knight. (Time)
