You know the economy is a lifeless fish belly-up in the water when the f**king WAX MUSEUM has to give celebrities different jobs. Madame Tussauds in Berlin claims they’re just dressing up their wax figures up in Santa gear to celebrate the holidays, but just looks at George Clooney’s expression above. That’s the face of a wax man who has just spent all day getting barfed on in Sears. Those glass eyes… how they would cry silicon tears if they could.

After the jump, find out which celebrities faces the world ass backwards, holiday season or not.

They got the ass right, but the face looks nothing like her. Also, I never knew wax figures could steal your soul with their eyes until now. Thanks “Madame”.