Ever wanted to know about someone’s entire life but wanted the story in a mini-haiku? The new expanded version of the book Not Quite What I Was Planning is an entire book full of six word life sum ups by some famous people and a lot of average Joes/Janes.
Some noteables include:
Stephen Colbert: “Well, I thought it was funny.” (me too)
Joyce Carol Oates: “Revenge is living well, without you.” (oh snap!)
Joan Rivers: “Liars, hysterectomy didn’t improve sex life!” (uhhhhhh…?)
Here is one possible one: “I shot myself in the leg.” – Plaxico Burress. Ok, last Plaxico joke of the day, promise. I’ve fired enough off today…ZING!!! OK, DONE.
Leave your six word memoir in the comments!
(via USA Today)
