It’s around this time of year that I start wondering how in the world I will be able to tell what day it is every day of next year. And once again I thank the wall calendar industry for bailing me out with date information and stunning imagery every single year. Here are ACTUAL calendars we can look forward to in less than one month. Stocking stuffers = stuffed.
Maybe this was planned as an “If you win, it’d be great to have this..” idea. But you know, once you go to the trouble to get a great photo of you looking pretty with a shotgun over your shoulder, why waste it?
Don’t let the Olympic fire die, let Phelps swim all through 2009 right in your room, cubicle, or garage workshop! With mostly shots of Phelps swimming, this isn’t near as dramatic as the “2009 Mark Spitz Watching Michael Phelps Break World Records” calendar, with shots of Spitz watching Michael Phelps win all 8 medals…and crying.
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All 12 months of this calendar are Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, and Wee Man beating, getting kicked by, and molesting the animal on the cover.
The only explanation for A BRAND NEW redneck joke calendar is that at some point in his life, Jeff Foxworthy was held at gunpoint for 3 years and the only way they would let him live was for him to KEEP WRITING REDNECK JOKES. Adrenaline kicked in, and thus…..
If there is one truth that will remain in 2009, it’s that beautiful, full figured women, LOVE to hang out in front of motorcycles and fast cars. Thank God for consistent, absolute truths.
The inevitable future of William Wegman style photography. Perfect for the dog lover who loves to watch dogs deeply stretch….and talk about doing yoga. But not actually do it.
The sequel to 2008′s “Gas Station Toilets”. For someone who would really love to get away…and poop.
Beautiful Lawyers
NOTE: Not necessarily about inner beauty. Each month includes a transcript of a bar conversation with that month’s lawyer about how this calendar was something they wanted to do since Dartmouth, but they hadn’t had the time, but now that things are taking off….blah, blah, blah….would you like to sue someone?…blah, blah, blah…
Any other wall action you’re looking forward to?
