- If you ever find yourself stranded on a desert island with nothing but a raw steak and some condoms, fear not. Because if this website is to be believed, the only words we can think of saying to you is: Enjoy your steak.
- Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY’S BONGO DRUMS!
- William Balfour, the main suspect in the recent brutal slaying of Jennifer Hudson’s mother, brother and nephew, has finally been arrested for the attacks. It’s times like these that you really hope everything you see on Oz is true.
- Barack Obama proves that his first name is serious as he bought a $30,000 diamond ring for wife Michelle. In a related story, guess which future President made sweet, dirty love all night long yesterday?
- Planning a trip to Venice? Make sure to bring your rubber flood pants and to also just go ahead and cancel your trip.
