This weekend, Milan hosted the Italian Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. And wouldn’t you know it? But apparently every European country has their own version of The Jonas Brothers. Meet… Melody Fall:
Now, it’s too soon to tell if it’s comforting that such miniature pants and idiotic vest combos are sold the world over, or absolutely soul crushing. Personally, I find it comforting.
Ahead, a few other Italian lookalikes! See what the Italian David Archuleta looks like, and find out how the ItalianPanic at the Disco/30 Seconds to Mars copycat group compares in douchiness…
Next time you see Jared Leto making out with a 13 year old at your local nightclubbery, give the man a thankful pat on the back. Because as douchey as he is, Italy’s I Dari are 3 massegengillion times worse:
Though it’s good to see Chris Crocker working again. And Helena Bonham Carter has never looked better.
Here’s Milan’s answer to David Archuleta, Niccolo Centioni:
Slightly less femme, but with three times the mouth herpes!
Finally, meet Italy’s Spongebob Squarepants, who looks like he was touched in the Squarecrotch when he was merely a spongebabe:
