The candidate has been chosen. The tears of joy / sadness have been shed. The Twitter feed / Facebook status bar has been updated repeatedly, describing every emotion you’ve been feeling at every moment. The initial adrenaline has already started to wear off, and we’re realizing that we’ve just been through a class 5 political hurricane. We’ve perhaps become addicted to animated gifs of John McCain’s tongue, to Tina Fey’s impression, or to the 30 new election-related internet memes a day. Honestly, it’s probably going to take some time to get used to not having the campaign around anymore. For many nights to come, we’ll wake up and long for the campaign that once cradled us so tight in its arms. But perhaps if we take a moment to reflect back on what will one day be described as the bat-sh*t craziest motherf*cking election in American history, we’ll be able to get some closure. To help with that, I made this:
What did I miss? (Besides Ron Paul.)
