Justin Long was dating Drew Barrymore. Then he was seen hardcore making out with Kirsten Dunst for a few minutes. Now, on Halloween, he was seen macking (get it?) on Tila Tequila. Apparently, “he asked her to straddle him while making out.” Yeah. Because when you’re making out with a delicate, innocent woman like Tila Tequila, you really have to give her instructions – otherwise, she wouldn’t have a clue what to do to turn you on.

This downward pattern of hooking up with increasingly skanky ladies is concerning me. What happened to the sweet and fumbling Justin Long I fell in love with on Ed so many years ago?

One can only guess who might be next, but I have my suspicions. Find out, after the jump.

God, Heidi Montag is butt.

(via Celebitchy)