It’s been an entire 4 years since we last voted for a president, and for our younger readers, this might be your first time voting in a big election. This campaign has been crazy, wacky, horrifying, vomit-inducing, hilarious and exciting, all at the same time. So I’m sure you’ve barely had a moment to mentally and physically prepare yourself for the big day. Did you get your election day haircut yet? Do you know what you’re going to wear? Have you figured out which Starbucks is closest to your voting venue? Have you watched all the candidates’ appearances on late night comedy shows? THIS IS IT, people. Are you ready? Every election, I make sure to spend the entire night before preparing and carefully going over my voting strategy, so that when I vote – it REALLY COUNTS. Don’t live in a swing state? That doesn’t mean you can’t make this election day special. Feel free to print this out and tack it up on your ‘frig tonight.

Good luck, and GOD BLESS AMERICA!