Tipster Patrick sent us the Birmingham International Airport Annual Report, and as I am an avid reader of airport financials and operational records, I often wonder about the time and effort it must take to compile, design, and publish these types of documents. How many people must approve such a report? Who selects just the right graphic, to illustrate the progress they’ve made on tightening security and ensuring customer safety? How many people proofread it, make notes, offer suggestions, and give input? Because let me tell you, this is one fine-looking report. We’re talking top notch layout. Information zips into my brain like a laser off these pages! I flipped through all 33 pages of it. But, as Patrick suggested, I paid special attention to page 19. On it, the subject of airport security is raised, and there is a graphic of a suitcase under X-ray. And…well…there was obviously a MAJOR BREAKDOWN in the Birmingham International Airport administrative office, because there is something in this suitcase that really doesn’t belong on the pages of any annual report. Find out what it is, after the jump.

I’ve never been to the Birmingham airport, so really, I can’t claim to know the specific issues the TSA workers face on a daily basis, but really…can you imagine this being presented to board members and shareholders, up on a big screen? Oops.

The worst part is, it actually looks like there might be a bomb in the top part of the bag. Maybe that’s the point! Don’t let a dildo distract you from the real dangers!!!!

p.s. I’m thinking about using the word “booboo” instead of fail.