November
Friday

What I’m Thankful For Right Now

Every year I try to reflect on the things that I am thankful for, in my gratitude journal, of course. Here’s what I’ve got so far:

My Gratitude Journal

Not only does it lock, but the pen really helps me express myself.

This Horse Tribute Video Set To Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend”

I’m also grateful to Jordan at Urlesque for finding this amazing video in which a horse’s leg prances perfectly to the beat of a song that has absolutely nothing to do with horses.

The Fact That Heidi And Spencer Are, Legally Speaking, Not Married Yet

After people pointed out that Heidi and Spencer’s secret marriage in Mexico would probably not be legally recognized in the U.S., Spencer has said that they are in fact “really” married and that they will work out the details later. Hahaha. I’m sure they had a lot of the production details worked out with MTV though, who was there filming the whole thing for The Hills. Ugh. BUT! The institution of marriage, for right now, is still sacred. So I’m thankful for that.

Rosie O’Donnell’s Thanksgiving Variety Show Scored Lowest In The Ratings
& Included Alec Baldwin Putting His Head On Her Boobs For No Reason

So we’ll probably never have to see that sh*t again. Thank GOD.

This Fine Young Gentlepup

I was going to post a picture of my brother’s dog in a chicken costume, but the pictures didn’t come out and I thought this would adequately convey my gratitude to people who find Thanksgiving to be an occasion on which you would dress up your dog in a costume.

What else should I add?

HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY EVERYBODY! BUY SOMETHING YOU DON’T NEED TO HELP THE ECONOMY! (Because it’s your fault.)