Today Show Finally Introduces Us To The Geniuses Who Put Shrimp On Treadmills

On this clip from the Today Show, two marine researchers attempt to justify why they decided to make shrimp run on underwater treadmills, without copping out and saying “We were were all on f*cking shrooms and we thought it’d be funny, and no one gives a sh*t about regular shrimp research, so shut up and enjoy the footage.”

I’m picking up a wee bit of passive aggressive sarcasm when Matt Lauer says “You guys are serious researchers, you’re scientists…”