Why. That’s all I have to say. Why is Joey Fatone at the opening of the Charmin’s Deluxe Public Restrooms in Times Square? Why is ANYONE famous at this “event”? Who on his publicity team thought this would be a classy thing to do? Do they realize that in about 15 minutes, this bathroom is going to smell like vomit and be covered with STD juice? I’m not sure I even need to tell you this Joey, but here are four signs that you just smeared your career all over a wad of (albeit incredibly soft) toilet paper, threw it into a public toilet, and flushed:

I think he’s starting to get it in that last picture.