This is a real movie.

This is a real movie.

This is a real movie.

Ace Ventura, Jr.

Some… questions after the jump.

1. Of all the fat kids in the world? He has zero charisma. I never thought I’d say this, but I think I finally found something less funny than Frank TV.

2. With the economy the way it is, and Hollywood suffering like any other industry, how the ehf*ck did this movie find financing?

3. Logically speaking, shouldn’t Ace Ventura Jr. be played by Eric Christian Olsen, star of Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd?

4. Is nothing sacred?

5. Who is willing to buy this for me for Christmas?

(Thanks to Walt P. and Slash Film)