- I WISH I WAS A LITTLE KABBALAH: Imagine, if you will, a situation where a sports megastar named Alex Rodriguez (seen left, sitting) finds ancient Jewish mysticism boring and wants no part of it. Now, imagine Madonna (seen right, standing) finding and strangling this man with her mind. (The Blemish)
- IF YOU KNOW WHERE ZIHUATANEJO IS, YOU WILL APPRECIATE THIS: What if The Shawshank Redemption had been an 80s movie. I’ll tell you what if: It would have been supes motivational. (ERockAppel via Gorillamask)
- THING THAT WILL HAUNT YOU: John Travolta with a spray on beard is fairly terrifying. Now, take all the hair off the top of his head. Still can’t picture it? Don’t mind if I don’t. (ROFLRazzi)
- ALSO TERRIFYING AND YET HORRIBLY ADDICTIVE?: Make Your Own Celebrity. It’s like “If They Mated” met a Low-Budget Wax Museum in the alley Karen was almost murdered in in Goodfellas. And if even one of you got that reference, my work here is done. (Popeater)
- SELF-DEP-ELATION: For those that missed me on this morning’s M&J Show with S. Baldwin, here is the entire thing, uncensored. Yes… you can say neck tampons on morning television. Thank God for that. (M and J Show)
