Nobody in my office can literally believe that this is what Horatio Sanz looks like now:

Ummmmmm he lost 100 pounds and IS ACTUALLY SORT OF HOT. We almost made this a “Guess Who” until we realized that his last name plus that other word would be a good enough title.

Anywho, off to jog for the next year or so and make an INSANELY SHOCKING RED CARPET COMEBACK. TTYL (L = 1 year.)