We knew it would eventually happen, and I know I shouldn’t be stunned by this, but Heidi Mont-butt and Spencer Asshat got married in a secret ceremony in Mexico last week. What’s sickening about it? (Besides the very real, and immediate possibility of a pileface baby.) Heidi didn’t tell her dear sweet mom:
“I called her right before the ceremony, sort of hinted that something that happened, but her reaction was to ask me if we were breaking up!…She was starting so much drama, it kind of pushed me toward wanting to get married without that. I don’t know when I’ll tell her.”
WELL SHE KNOWS NOW, GENIUS!
Gross. Why couldn’t California have passed a Proposition 9, in which Heidi and Spencer would be no longer allowed to marry? Because if there’s anything that takes a giant dump on the institution of marriage, it’s these two getting hitched.
