I know I’m a week late on this, but you guys. Somebody is selling the ULTIMATE Christmas experience on eBay (actual auction here), and I have to say, this sounds AMAAAAAAYZING! You can bid to spend Christmas Eve and Day in THE HOUSE FROM A CHRISTMAS STORY. AND YOU GET TO EAT AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT. And, literally “Climb under the sink just like Randy.”

Experience includes:

* Airfare for four (4) people from anywhere in the lower 48 states to Cleveland, OH (up to $1800 total)*

* 2 Day, 2 Night stay for four (4) in a suite provided by the Renaissance Cleveland Hotel

* Christmas Eve accommodations for four (4) at the A Christmas Story House

* Christmas Eve dinner for four (4) provided by Pearl of Orient Chinese restaurant

* Christmas Day dinner for four (4) provided by Sans Souci, an award-winning, fine-dining restaurant in the Renaissance Hotel

* $200 stipend for food & beverages during stay included

I PROMISE I HAVE BEEN A VERY VERY GOOD GIRL!!! All proceeds go to benefit The Wounded Warrior Project! It’s for CHARITY! COME ON! Read the entire itinerary (including trying on original costumes from the movie – which might be creepy, but don’t judge me, it sounds fun) after the jump!

* 10am: Personal behind-the-scenes tour of A Christmas Story House & Museum
* Ride in family car (weather permitting) and receive bars of Lifebuoy Soap
* Try on original costumes from the movie
* Read through the costume “bible” that includes photos and notes from the production
* 2pm: Check into A Christmas Story House
* Large FRA-GI-LE Major Award crate delivered to the front door of the house (yours to keep – provided by A Christmas Story House). Crow bar provided to open.
* Go out to check the mail for Decoder pins delivered to mailbox (one for each guest and yours to keep – provided by A Christmas Story House)
* Climb under the sink just like Randy
* 5pm: Chinese Turkey Dinner at Pearl of the Orient
* 7pm: Back to A Christmas Story House to watch “A Christmas Story” in the house it was filmed (25th Anniversary DVD is yours to keep; popcorn and sodas provided)
* 9pm: Spend the night in A Christmas Story House sleeping in Ralphie and Randy’s bedroom!

DECEMBER 25:

* 8am: Open presents in A Christmas Story House living room
* Continental breakfast basket provided by A Christmas Story House
* Presents included: 2 BB guns (behind the desk), blue bowling ball, can of Simonize, and a bunny suit, 4 Christmas Story House shirts. (provided by A Christmas Story House)
* Bring your own presents to unwrap as well
* Shoot BB guns in the back yard (provided by A Christmas Story House)
* 1pm: Check out of A Christmas Story House and return to Renaissance Hotel (Room is reserved for you)
* 5pm: Enjoy Christmas dinner at Sans Souci, an award-winning, fine-dining restaurant in the Renaissance Hotel