Today it was announced that Olympic World Record Swimmer Michael Phelps will become the latest spokesperson for Subway Sandwiches, “Where You Can Smell the Restaurants From a Mile Away.”
At first, we didn’t make the connection between Michael, possibly the best swimmer in history with the worst personality, and something as deliciously innoncent as a foot-long sandwich.
That is… until we actually saw the ad. Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Phelps for Subway:

Nowwwww we understand. Sweet teriyaki.











