Meanwhile, in the United Arab Emirates…
Celebrities from across the globe gathered in Dubai last night for the grand opening of Atlantis, The Palm Resort Hotel and Casino. The roster included a veritable cornucopia of random fame, including our number one person in life Dame Shirley Bassey, Michael Jordan, Fergie (the Duchess), Charlize Theron, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, and Mr. No Party Is Complete Without Him: Chris Tucker.
But we really have to hand it to Mary-Kate Olsen, who really knew how to dress for the occasion. On the left, His Excellency Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem, and on the right, MK Olsie, in a flowly Arabian number:
Now would be a good time to make an Allah & Taylor joke, until you realize there really never is a good time for that.
And, as they say in the Middle East, I bid you Duuu-bye.
