Sassy Goat, Sassy Goat
Lather up with Sassy Goat
It’s Creamy, Dreamy, Liquid Smothy Silk…
A song that shall remain with me always: The Sassy Goat Milk Soap Jingle.
What’s Sassy Goat Milk Soap, you ask? Oh, just the finest goat milk soap money can buy! Why, they use milk that comes from goats who wear lipstick. Pretty sure it doesn’t get much fancier than that, folks.
You know, what with Christmas right around the corner, and my bathroom nearly fresh out of goat milk soap, I thought I’d drop a little *hint* as to what you — the faceless masses — should be sending me this year.
Plus, if you want to get creative, the SGMS website offers much more than just soap… Why, how adorable would your loved one look in this fashionable Christmas Goat Maternity T-Shirt? And what to get for the Dad who has everything? What about a high quality Confederate Goat pillow? It’s teh Racistiest!
Hate-Monging Photoshopped Goats Aside, we implore you to explore the Sassy Goat Milk Soap website. There is just so much for a goat lover (like myself) to love over there! For God’s sake, THEY HAVE AN ENTIRE WEB PAGE DEDICATED TO BABY GOATS! Sweet-faced, human-toothed baby goats!
And what better way to let a troop overseas know you’re thinking about them than with this dignified goat soldier e-card:
Sassy Goat Milk Soap may have just taken over for Sugar Bush Squirrel as my favorite Republican Animal Website of all time.
