Earlier this week, Google launched a nifty new iPhone app that allows you to search all of Google…with your voice. (So if you’re carrying around an extremely obese woman on your back, when she asks “What do girls like to talk about” in your ear, your iPhone will hear it and search it automatically! Sorry…those Ask.com commercials bug me.) This is great news for people on the go. People on the go don’t have time to type silly words into their iPhone. Am I right, people on the go?
It’s great, especially for the rest of the world, who will now get to hear what you’re Googling. But…be warned. Don’t get too cocky with Voice Google! Don’t forget that you’re in public! Don’t forget that, even though you’re wearing those classy white headphones, people can hear you. In that vein, I’ve provided a list of things you really should avoid searching for using this app:







Seriously…don’t even regular Google that last one. NOT SAFE FOR YOUR LIFE!!! (Though I hear it’s not real.)











