After this weekend, you may be thinking that Justin Timberlake is the next great comedian of our time, but trust me. HE IS SO. MUCH. MORE. In this Rihanna video for her song, “Rehab,” it’s all about the sexy. Angry sexy. In the video, Rihanna is a lady who lives in a trailer and can’t afford pants. Justin is presumably her lover and/or wayward Hell’s Angels member, who enjoys taking outdoor showers (because they can’t afford indoor plumbing). On the surface, not much happens here. There’s a lot of walking back and forth and staring into the distance. But underneath…oh lordy. It’s like a hurricane of desire up in this b*tch. At one point, during the night, Rihanna is dressed up in a hood and is pointing at Justin from behind, as if she’s about to get him burned at the stake for being a witch. Because of the spell he cast on her vagina, no doubt.
Is there rehab for people who think they have a chance with Justin Timberlake?
