Over at BritneySpears.com they’ve just posted that Britney has a big secret! And if you enter your e-mail address into their spam-bot, you will be the first to know!! WOW! EXCITING! THE IT’S WEB 8.0 YA’LL! For the first time in my life, I feel like I’m part of something.
So…apparently we have to wait 14 days to find out what it is? Oh wait…isn’t the release of Circus in 14 days? Well poo. If I just signed up for her stupid spam e-mails just so I can find out which Best Buy will carry an album I fully intend on stealing from the internet, I’m gonna be pissed. But maybe I’m being too skeptical. Maybe she’s pregnant? Dating Madonna? Getting her kids back? WHAT! WHAT IS IT!!! It’s like in middle school when you’re waiting for the class to end, trying NOT to look at the clock, because every time you do, it’s only been 30 seconds.
