Girls…I know you weren’t aware of this…but showing your bra straps is NOT HOT! Now you don’t need to buy a special bra to wear with all those crazy H&M halter tops. You only need StrapPerfect, the tiny piece of plastic. Basically, it’s a $20 safety pin. EXCEPT for the fact that it ALSO makes your boobs look a full cup size bigger. REALLY! Now we’re talking. Can’t put a price on cleavage folks. I’m so relieved this exists. Now I can achieve cleavage – without squeezing my boobs together with my hands and inadvertently elbowing the guy next to me on the train.
Also, StrapPerfect turns any bra into a sports bra, and will most likely cut off circulation to your extremities. Did I mention that you also get 48 pieces of scotch tape?? The 45 second mark is an accurate depiction of what it’s like to hang out with your girlfriends when your bra straps are showing.
