Another Alvin and the Chipmunks movie is on the way, but before you roll your eyes and say “why would that CGI’d piece of crap whose previews were so bad I avoided the movie theater for a month ever need a sequel,” I’ll have you know, this movie is not a sequel.
It’s Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel.
I’m supporting this trend of naming “sequels” cute, cumbersome words that rhyme with “sequel”, so I’ve gone ahead and listed some possible examples:
- Napoleon Dynamite: The Geekquel
- Old School: The Streakquel
- My Big Fat Greek Wedding: The Greekquel
- The Red Violin: The Antiquel
- Sneakers: The Sneakquel
- Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds: The Beakquel
- The Devil Wears Prada: The Chicquel
- Last of the Mohicans: The Uniquel
- Out of Africa: The Mozambiquel
- The Passion: The Meekquel Shall Inherit
- Lawrence of Arabia: The Sheikhquel
- Million Dollar Baby: The Bleakquel
- A Raisin In The Sun: The Separate But Sequel
- The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Mountain: The Peakquel
- Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: The Presqueakquel
Other “Sequel” suggestions? Leave ‘em in the comments!
