BrodyJenner.com Is My New Favorite Website…Seriously.

Okay, so I sat down to write a really intelligent, thoughtful post about how Brody Jenner now has his own website, and how the internet will clearly never be the same. The first post is about how he and his girlfriend Jayde just got back from a luxurious vacation in Kauai, in which he writes, “You may recognize Jayde, she’s Playboy’s Playmate of the Year.” Beneath that post are some simple videos that Brody has made, scrolling down…scrolling down…website looks polished…lots of pictures of Brody…OH. MY. GOD. I AM LITERALLY HYPER-VENTILATING… BRODY JENNER HAS POSTED MY CAMPAIGN TRIBUTE VIDEO!!!!!! ON HIS WEBSITE!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? DOES HE READ MY BLOG??? DOES HE HAVE A GHOST BLOGGER WHO SECRETLY LOVES ME? OR DOES BRODY SECRETLY LOVE ME? OR WAIT…OH. MY. GOD. MAYBE LC FOUND IT AND SENT IT TO HIM!!!!! DEAR GOD THERE IS A GOD…SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME THIS IS HAVING WAY TOO MUCH OF AN EFFECT ON ME AND I CAN’T BRING MYSELF TO STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS.

OKAY. I HAVE TO GO GIVE MYSELF A TRACHEOTOMY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY THROAT IS SWELLING UP WITH JOY.