Oh, ‘ello there kind man. Out of cur… curiosity, ‘ave you got any oidea where I put me cheese sandwich? I am bloody hankerin’ for one loik you wouldn’t belayve…. ees um… it loos loik a square. It loos like an orange mewty sqwayre wif corners, you know?
Look, if you took me cheese sandwich, jus’ give up, yeah? I am bleedin’ starvin and I just want me cheese sandwich. Why are you bein’ a feckin bastard yeah?
The mystery of the missing cheese sandwich continues…
Ya fink I ate it already? You wanna smack to the face, mate? Look at these… these hands roit heah. You see any cheese or sandwich on em? You see any teef marks? Clearly I didn’t eat it, man! Jus’ give it… give it back, or Oim gonna get angry.
Oi, feck me… did I put it in me bra?
Neveh Moind! It was in me bra.
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