There Is Nothing On Earth I Want To Do Less Than See Billy Elliot: The Musical

I majored in Theater. I’ve been in sh*tty musicals, I’ve seen a thousand sh*tty musicals, and I know the soundtracks to a bunch of sh*tty musicals by heart. I have absolutely nothing against musicals. I give musicals more slack than any self-respecting, open-minded individual probably should.

That being said, after seeing this performance on The View this morning, I can honestly say I would rather piss on a $100 bill and flush it down the toilet than sit through Billy Elliot on Broadway: