- MOTHER KNOWS BEST: Celine Dion claims that her 7-year-old son has never wanted a hair cut. Just like he’s never asked for candy and never requested that his mom just stop. For five seconds, just stop. (Celebitchy)
- JAYDEN’S ANATOMY: As reported earlier, Britney Spears’ baby went to the ER. Rumors were spreading that it was a “seizure,” but turned out to be just hives from something he ingested. Britney note to self: don’t leave the Fiery Habanero Doritos out on the counter. (Britney Spears)
- THE RAINBOW BRIDGE DON’T JUDGE: The world’s ugliest dog, Gus, died today of cancer. Though he was judged on earth (and perhaps loved in an ironic hipstery kind of way) for his hideous exterior – we must remember, all dogs go to heaven. ALL. (dListed)
- MISFIT URL: Have a link you want to send around to your friends or post on facebook? Want to be a d*ck about it? Head on over to HugeURL.com and get yourself an obnoxiously long URL. (BuzzFeed)
- THIS KID IS TOTALLY F**KING WITH YOU: Brad Pitt told Oprah this week that Shiloh is only responding to the names “John” or “Peter.” I don’t know, maybe she’s just confused because there are so many damn kids running around she has no idea who she is?? Or maybe she just wants a normal name. Or a penis. (ONTD)
