Plenty of things come to mind when you hear the phrase “Cat Genie”: A giant, wish fulfilling bengal tiger wearing a turban perhaps… or the first cat to get into MENSA… or Geena Davis for that matter. What doesn’t immediately come to mind? Giant Cat Toilet.
But that’s exactly what the Cat Genie is: A giant, self-flushing, hot-air blowing cat toilet. How giant are we talking? Ermmm let’s just say a human ass could easily plop a couple out in the comfort of their own finished basements.
Amazingly, being a giant cat toilet is not the most amazing part about the Cat Genie. That accolade goes to the toilet’s commercial, an 8-minute long diatribe about the horrors of cat litter. The cats? Have no idea what’s going on. That man sitting on his bathroom floor in his pajamas? Cries himself to sleep at night. That woman in the HUGE white robe? Clearly in a full body cast. That baby carelessly strewn on top of a running washing machine while his feline counterpart pees in luxury? Should be taken away from his mother. That 3 oz clump of waste? Will cause me to starve for at least 2 hours. 8 Billion pounds of cat litter? Hilarious.
And putting this thing together? Requires a Master’s from MIT.
