- THE HEADLINE THAT’S SO GOOD, WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO SCREENGRAB IT:
A Pooh Shower is easily the most adorable fecal-realted jargon I’ve ever encountered. (FemaleFirst) - BUT THEN HOW: Did Pete Wentz find the time to vote? Did he miss his babymamma’s Pooh shower?? (Ed. Note: Yes, I know these happened on different days.) (Yahoo)
- SIMILEBABY: Even in a lil’ turtle shell, Britney Spears’ baby looks EXACTLY like her. (ONTD)
- BEST COLLABO EVER: 50 Cent has teamed up with Bette Midler. No word if they plan on releasing “You Are The Wind Beneath My Mothaf**kin’ Wings, Bitch”, but one can dream. (People)
- WTF: Vogue Editrix Anna Wintour was spotted voting on her own. No word on how many pairs of latex gloves she wore to touch the public voting lever of filth. (NY Mag)
