In the light of some newly discovered DNA evidence at the Michael Phelps Bowling Tournament at Bowlmor Lanes, I feel that it is within the jurisdiction of BWE to re-examine the question of whether or not Michael Phelps is a douche:

(Also, it occurred to me that people were only so angry at Blagg after the original post because Phelps’ athletic accomplishments are vaguely patriotism-related. If he had made the same argument about, like, Tom Brady, 31 NFL teams’ worth of fans would’ve been immediately yelling “yeah he’s a doucheeee…. goooo Dolphinzzzz!!!!” or whatever.)

Two more convincing pics After the Jump: