- Ernest Borgnine will star in “The Wishing Well” on The Hallmark Channel, in which he will wish to masturbate a lot.
- Is Elisabeth Hasselbeck leaving The View? Can we fill her role as Republican devil’s-advocate with Jon Voight in drag?
- Kanye West announced that his new album 808s and Heartbreak will be released on November 25th. No word on whether the title will be changed to 808 Colleges and Graduationbreak (School).
- Misty May-Treanor left Dancing With The Stars with an injury, saying “I felt like I was hit by a baseball bat.” Jay Leno then immediately jumped into frame screaming “Tanya Harding joke!” again and again.
- Anne Hathaway will play the White Queen in Tim Burton’s upcoming adaptation of Alice In Wonderland. Helena Bonham Carter will play Anne Hathaway.
