People have long wondered how Victoria Beckham makes her skin looks like it’s covered in dried bird poo at all times, but lo and behold, thanks to the Daily Mail, her longtime beauty secret has finally been revealed — actual bird poo.

Victoria, 34, has been regularly indulging in £100 Geisha Facials, using a paste made from nightingale droppings, to combat acne she has suffered since her teens…

‘She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.’

Hmm… she’s using products that involve small amounts of bird droppings, it’s not like she has a bunch of birds sh*t on her head every morning then smears it in.

Buuuutttt, because this is the internet, I felt obligated to post the following photo (after the jump):