IT’S JUST A QUESTION…

Think about it.

1. She hates all the boys that date her lady friends ====> She’s possessive of her lady friends ====> She wants to make love to her lady friends.

2. Her relationships with men consist of vapid, scripted conversations in front of a camera crew ====> She creates enormous drama over the fact that once she has merely spoken to a man, none of her lady friends, past, present, or future, can ever SPEAK to him ====> One by one, she is taking every man in L.A. off the market so that her lady friends have no choice but to make love to her.

3. She has a moustache ====> She has testosterone coarsing through her body ====> She’s not afraid to show it ====> She wants to make love to a lady.

Obviously, I’m no expert on human behavior. Buuuuuut I’m gonna keep a watch on this (because I know what’s important in life). And, I wouldn’t be surprised if, in a couple of months, we see LC dating a Samantha Ronson type. And if that is who Lauren is, I’m all for it, because honestly, I’m really sick of her complaining about her life. Lady needs to get some lovin’! I don’t care where it’s coming from.

p.s. We’ve already answered the question of “Who is the biggest douche in the entire world,” like 400 times, but really, could he get any more douchey? Did you see the way he was talking to Heidi’s sis last night?? Sigh.