Here is my personal rule when watching Deal or No Deal: Root for the contestant no matter what… until they begin showing signs of greed (the sin, not the failed Chuck Woolery gameshow.) In other words, once they’re down to their last million dollar case (or other high amount), they need to TAKE THE F**KING DEAL. There is no safety net!

So you can imagine my OUTRAGE the other night when the following occurred: A gay male nurse who still lived at home (and shared a room with his brother, no less) appeared on the show looking to make a little extra scratch. And as the following video will illustrate, he flew a little too close to the sun with his gigantic rainbow colored wax wings.

So please, enjoy the following montage, which we have titled The Greediest Dumbass In Deal Or No Deal History:

This is probably looking super sweet to this guy right now.