Good ol’ Larry Flynt. When he’s not wheelin’ around “Just bein Larry”, he’s creating ingenious political pornography. And so is the case with his latest skin flick Nailin’ Paylin, featuring a porn-star-cum-Sarah-Palin lookalike whose “real” name is Lisa Ann.

But Nailin’ Paylin? Really Lar? We’re pretty sure you could have done a lot better than that. So here are our suggestions for 20 Sarah Palin Porn Titles. (Note: None of these titles are actually better than Nailin’ Paylin.)

20. The Bush C*cktrine

19. Oil Slixxx

18. Faster, Pussycat! Drill! Drill!

17. Invade My Raq

16. Tappin’ Dat Glasses

15. F**king on Polar Bear Corpses #8

14. Vladimir, Putin (Your Penis)

13. Pitbulls in Lipstick #7

12. HMILFs #84

11. Governer Vaginahands In Space (it’s a sci fi.)

10-1 Continues ahead… now with Biden titles too! (So many puns, so little time.) And give us your best Palin porn puns in the comments, but try to keep it ladylike.

10.Side-Slept Bangs

9. Honey, I Blew… Everybody.

8. Slutty Moms with Pregnant Daughters 57

7. “Can I Call You Ho?” (Funny cause it’s topical!)

6. I’ve Got Special Needs 2

5. ST. MILF: Small-Town Mayors I’d Like To F*ck

4. Vag to Nowhere

3. Coming To America: The Porn

2. Governor’s Sex Mansion

1. Commander in Queef

UPDATE: Just to keep things non-partisan around here, here are 5 Joe Biden Porn Titles We’d Like To See

5. Pimps Up, Joe’s Down

4. Jay Spilfs #18 (Joe Six-Pack’s ILF.)

3. Take a Biden My Ass (Ed. Note: Boo.)

2. Honey, I Blew… Everybody

1. Democratic Lemon Party! Starring Joe Biden.