According to The Daily Mail, a $32,000 wedding gown looks like this:

Yes, a 16-year-old girl and a 17-year-old boy tied the knot in England, in a lavish ceremony that cost around $200,000:

The couple married six days after Missy turned 16 at St Mary’s Catholic Church in Congleton-Cheshire. After the ceremony-guests in feathers and crystals enjoyed champagne and an all-day buffet at the reception. Girls as young as nine showed off bikini tops, high heels and make-up.

And if you think the above is perhaps not the classiest, wait til you see what The Mother Of The Bride wore:

That’s right! A big ol’ white rhinestoned bra with flank-baring bodice. Though, to be fair, her mom is only 33 years old, but doesn’t look a day over DD.