Katie Price, a/k/a Jordan, a/k/a I Have No Idea Who The Hell This Tw*twaffle Is, has launched a line of hair-styling products (Jordan Haircare Electricals), including a blow dryer, a flat iron, and a curling iron that look as high-tech and effective as a Get In Shape Girl dumbbell. Apparently she knows all about applying prolonged heat very close to one’s skull. Because honestly, she kind of looks like a stroke victim in these pictures. What is this two-sided look she has going on? Is she trying to show everyone that with her products, you can be two different people at the same time? One slightly more pink than the other? Or just totally off your rocker?
I really wish I had a video of this event. I’m imagining her hitting herself in the head with the curling irons saying sh*t like “Me curly my own hair!” We’ll have to settle for the photos instead. And no, the irony of the “Superdrug” (the store where this crap will be sold) logo behind her is not lost on me. See the rest, after the jump.
