The details of Madonna‘s divorce from longtime first husband Guy Ritchie are quickly coming to the surface. Details such as Madonna looking like a piece of chewed gristle in the bedroom, and Madge saying Guy had a terrible temper. It’s all so ~dramatic~. I, for one, have unfolded my TV tray, fired up the microwave popcorn, and am sitting back enjoying the fireworks. Here’s me right now:
The latest in the drama involved noneotherthan star Yankee Ballplayer Alex Rodriguez, who is rumored to be dating the newly single Madonna. Madge is so high on her new beau, she even had the audacity to put her son Rocco in a Yankees t-shirt!
Our verdict? Madonna and A-Rod Are In Love. Which got us to thinking… what if they were to… you now… have a baby together. (That’s what happens when people are in love, right?)
But what, prey tell, would Madonna and A-Rod’s baby look like? We think we have an idea…
I like to call it Little Photoshop of Horrors. Or Stickyteeth. Or Sugar for Brains. But that’s just me.
And in case you don’t “get it”, Alex Rodriguez looks (and probably tastes) like a caramel apple. It is, sadly, that simple. There is also a great chance that Madonna and A-Rod’s baby would resemble Raven-Symone (“It’s like Simone, but Y-ier”), but didn’t want to get shot in the face after work.
(with thanks to Conan O’Brien’s “If They Mated” as inspiration)
