Guns N’ Roses announced today they are finally releasing their long awaited album Chinese Democracy. This album is 17 years in the making and Gn’R has cried wolf several times before, but this time it looks official. So official that Guns N’ Roses’ official website sports a countdown to the official release. Which is a big deal because mind you, the last time Gn’R released an album, websites didn’t really exist all that much. What does this all mean?
If this album if actually released THE WORLD WILL END.
Is it any coincidence that we are running out of numbers on the national debt clock and then this clock pops up on the internet?
Is it possible that Gn’R have been doomsday prophets all along? And Welcome to The Jungle was a metaphor for the beginnings of Hell? If this is true, we are all doomed.
And Axl will come not riding in a rock n’ limo, but on a horse….
It’s possible. It’s also possible the album will be like The Spaghetti Incident, that other Gn’R album. In which case you’ll have nothing to worry about. Cross your fingers.
