Ingredients
1 big spoon
1 little spoon
Your scary aunt’s best kissy face
Her lipstick
You Will Also Need
2 tickets to The Dope Show
1 shipment Suncreen, SPF infinity
Cooking Directions
1. Swirl powder brush in uncut cocaine, tap off excess, and lightly dust cheekbones
2. With lipstick in fist, apply liberally to mouth area and blindfolded friend
3. Nestle him/her in your leather coat to while the cameras flash
4. Fly on broomstick to Estonia, the only country where your album is #1 (fact.)
5. Cuddle.
(Ed. Note: Read more of Intern Emmy’s musings over at her blog, EmmyBlotnick.com)
