On The Today Show this morning, they introduced us to Mr. Green Genes, a cat who has been genetically altered so that he “glows” in the “dark.” Thing is, he doesn’t really glow like we were hoping he would (like a Glow Worm), but more importantly…WHY? At the end she says he could help people…HOW? He might come in handy at a rave, but other than that, Mr. Green Genes is just your average kitty. Aside from the fact that his genetic constitution has been given over the hands of the Devil, of course.