There are no words. Just the feeling of a pileface chill running through my body.

Spencer’s shirt: “Vote Palin For VP: God, Guns, Glory.” Heidi’s: “Read My Lipstick: Vote McCain-Palin.” Who needs campaign funding when you have these two? I don’t care whose side you’re on, I think we can all agree it’s just smart campaign strategy.

TAKE A RIDE ON THE TW*TWAFFLE EXPRESS, AFTER THE JUMP!

(via Gossip Girls)