If this is what global warming will do to our planet then I really wanna figure out a solution soon. Look, I like having a personal smoke stack as much as the next guy, but consequences like the ones in this ad are alarming. See for yourself:

I mean once you go to the zoo as an adult you start to notice some sad faces on animals. But nothing like this. Could we at least set up a hotline for these animals with someone to talk to before they take these drastic measures? That’s probably not the best solution since only the monkey could use it, him being the only one with opposable thumbs. But it’s better than the awful alternative that he uses his hands for here. The only thing more depressing would be if someone put Nine Inch Nails’ Hurt under this video. I don’t even wanna think about that. I did find a version with the Benny Hill show song behind it. That made it mildly less depressing. And if Benny Hill can’t fix it, you know it’s bad.