Gary Busey has once again solidified his place in my heart as my FAVORITE. In a recent interview, Mr. Busey said that while he was a drug addict, he snorted cocaine off his dog, who had rolled around in the white stuff: “I went in like a cropduster with my nose flying first and snorted the cocaine off the dog.” Now, I know you’re all wondering what goes through the mind of an addict in these types of situations. Well, I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure I know exactly how it went down:

(via ONTD)