Don King Is From Real America

I have no idea why Don King is carrying some American flags randomly down Broadway…but what I do know is that the gray thing hanging from his wrist definitely looks like a purse. I like to imagine that he just wanders the streets of New York City doing stuff like this. I mean, he’s killed at least two men, been struck by lightning three different times, and cradled a giant panda bear in his arms. The guy can do whatever the f*ck he wants.