I realize that these have been around for a while now, but yesterday they popped up in the news again (thanks tipster Bianca), and I was once again fascinated by the fact that people would actually inform a former lover that they’ve contracted an STD via e-card. I’m not sure these are as bad as The Worst E-Card Ever, but they’re pretty bad. The site, Inspot.org, has a lot of options, mostly verging on the level of wit you might find in a Shoebox Greeting card. Also, you can customize your e-card depending on which STD you have! They’ve got everything…except HIV, because that one I suppose you should probably tell the person face to face, right? Standards, people, standards.

Anyway, I’ve designed a few of my own, feel free to copy mine for all your STD-informing needs! (Note: the top part is the actual options/language they give you on the site…I wish I was so clever.)

(Michelle sent me that last one.)